"What a fabulous birthday present!!!!" Shayna says fascetiously.

what's up?what's new? i gut 9 munt left to serve...i starat to work as awaiter in hotel it's suck the money suck the work to...so i try to find ajub in abar as abarthnder..or in the kitchen to make franch fries and stuf ...tell me what's up? ---Ron (received on Friday, July 29)

Why did I even bother? He sounds like a Swede with a lisp.