Top 3 Crazy-Ass, Funny, and Stupid Things That Happened This Weekend

In no specific order or rank:
1. Thursday afternoon while I was in Astronomy, Ron called me from Israel 3 times. Maybe instead of calling me 3 times at one, he could have called me once a month, each month, that he basically fell off the face of the earth. Am I going to buy a calling card to call him back, against the advice of my best friends? Of course. Am I asking to get hurt? I think so.
2. Mom, Dad, and I were visiting my aunt and uncle, talking about past trips to NYC, and my father brought up the time my mother was in the elevator with Fyvush Finkel (an old actor who was on "Boston Public" and "Picket Fences"). Instead of "Fyvush Finkel," he says "Fievel Mousekewitz" (the mouse from "An American Tail"). Kinda sad, but pretty funny.
3. Lastly, I got back to my apartment this evening, and since I was starving I decided to go through the drive-thru at Wendy's. Well, I get up to the order speaker, tell the guy my order, and he says he'll tell me the total at the window. I already knew it was going to be $3.23. So I get up to the window and the guy hands me a bag with 4 hamburgers. Definitely not mine and I tell him that. He says, "I don't have your order, you'll have to go back around." The line had grown to about 10 cars since I had ordered. I told him to cut the bullshit and prepare my order before I call corporate. He got my order ready and I was happy.