Burn, Baby, Burn

Upon returning from Tel Aviv this weekend with a massive sunburn on my back, I go next door for some assistance.

Knock on Gaby and Dafi, the Argentinians door.
Gaby: Shayyyyyna! Como estas?
Shayna: Bien! Can I borrow your girlfriend for a second?
Gaby: Of course!
Dafi lovingly applies aloe to my scorched back.
Gaby: Well, put it this way. At least you don't have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Gotta love those Argentinians.