"And we called her Holy Moly."

Minus two more moles: one in my arm pit (of all f***ing places for a pre-cancer to pop up) and the other on my belly. Criminy. The belly one is fine, but the arm pit hurts like a bitch. I pretty much cannot shave my right underarm for at least two weeks. Thank G-d it's not bikini season. And at least I'm not French chuckles to self quietly. So not only is my armpit killing me, but I didn't get to exercise. F**k. Who's gonna like a chick with scars all over her friggin' body? And one under her armpit?